This is a song about a Hearthstone player called Zetalot, and his monomaniacal devotion to the Priest class, and how that somehow, in my mind, qualifies him to be President.
lyrics
You clung to the legend by sheer force of will.
Only a healer could kill like you kill;
master of madness and commander of pain,
to heal us, you'd have to be sort of insane,
so it's
Hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
True to your class as its fortunes decreased,
you don't need a fireball, bludgeon, or beast,
so it's hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
Dragons came, and dragons went.
You rolled with whatever the laughing man sent;
you kept to the Light, defying the hype,
to reap the shadows when the harvest was ripe,
so it's
Hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
True to your class as its fortunes decreased,
you don't need a fireball, bludgeon, or beast,
so it's hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
In the dark, toxic meta outside of the game,
I saw the world wrapped in competitive flame.
We need someone like you if we want to be free,
who loves something more than victory,
so it's
Hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
True to your class as its fortunes decreased,
you don't need a fireball, bludgeon, or beast,
so it's hail Zetalot! Hail to the Priest!
credits
released December 18, 2017
Words and music by Alexander Dove
Guitar, vocals, bass, baritone and soprano ukuleles, tambourine - Alexander Dove
Recorded and mixed by Alexander Lempke
Mastered with LANDR.
Track art by Jeremiah Madziarczyk.
Alexander Dove is a songwriter, poet, and composer, who also plays in the traditional Celtic folk group Dòrain. Alexander
Dove is used for more-or-less solo or self-directed work, regardless of genre. Published writings are under the name Alexander Dove Lempke....more